Scrolling through twitter, I saw this absolute gem and couldn’t resisting this short but sweet blog post. You have to follow the instructions below, and you’ll be in hysterics;
1. Go to http://gizoogle.net
2. Type in your twitter name @name
3. Click in the first result
4. Read your tweets
Most generators on the Internet don’t really fit with what you’re supposed to be saying, but this one really hit the nail on the head.
As well as changing all your tweets, it’ll also tweak your bio and your followers/following names. It’s definitely worth trying and you’re guaranteed to find some cracking statuses somewhere!